It's Joke Time!

Hey guys, like everyday I got a joke, well actually a few jokes. haha I hope you like them alright?

A man bought a new hearing aid and was telling a friend how much he liked it. "It's the best hearing aid I've ever had," he said."I can hear so well, I don't miss a thing. It's wonderful." His friend said,"What kind is it?" The man said,"A quarter to five."

Good one, right?

Another one...

Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, "You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly." St. Peter looked at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge." Next St. Peter looked at John and said, "You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota stationwagon." St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari." A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying. "What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You are set forever! Why so down?" Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, "I just saw my wife go by on a skate board."

Another one?? Okey there you go!
People from New York are called New Yorkers. Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
That one is hilarious!

Ok that's it for today tomorrow i'll bring you more jokes! Bye!

A National Celebration.

Hello again boys and girls! How you doing today?
Today I want to share what we did in class. Okey?

So here I go.

Today we came up with a new national celebration. So my team and I decided to do it about...

"The Sleep 5 more Minutes More Day"

Do you want to know the reasons? Okey, I know you really want to know them. So here they are.

* Everyone likes to sleep a little bit more in the morning, don't you?

*It's the best time to sleep. :)

*Everyone thinks about this phrase.

*Are the most desired and eternal minutes of the day.

I hope you liked it, in fact if you have a National Celebration send it to me please ok?

El Tajin!

Hey guys!! What's up?? Well, her we are again, now bringing to you a suggestion about wher you can go on the spring brake. My personal recommendation. Ihope you like it, and i wish you have a good trip. I'll see you soon.!!!

"EL TAJIN."

El Tajin is pre-Columbian archaeologic sithe in the Northern Gulf Coast of Mexico. It was the major site of the Classic Veracruz culture and one of the largest cities of Mesoamerica in the Classic era.

It is located in the state of Veracruz, Mexico with some 81% of the declared archaeological zone (zona arqueológia) lying within the territory of the modern-day municipality of Papantla

Tajín means city or place of thunder in the Totonac language, and is believed to have been one of the names for the Totonac god of thunder, lightning and rain.

If you like the adventure, history and go for a walk and watch ruins, pyramids:

El Tajin is the place for you to go in the spring break.

From March 18 to March 22, 2009.

During nine years of uninterrupted work, Tajin Summit has highlighted in different cultural aspects of the region and the world, showing the importance of a project that promotes the culture in the state.

Summit Tajín waits for you to enjoy an unforgettable experience. Currently working on the tenth anniversary of this celebration of cultures.

So, what are you waiting for? Go to your local travel Agency and buy your tickets.

A Thanksgiving Story.

Hello and welcome back to our weekly from these guys known as "The CELEX Idols"
Today he have for you my dearest readers an American Tradition Story, so here we go:

In 1602, 101 emigrants came to the New World running away from a Religious Persecution. They attacked Native Americans out of fear, but when the winter arrived, hunting was made difficult and survivors to that harsh season could see those Nativie Americans were not as bad as they thought because they shared food and turkeys with them, and since then Americans have made this a national celebration, Which is known as:

"Thanksgiving Day"

We hope you have enjoyed the stoty, but if you did not, you can call this number 1-800-CELEX-IDOLS and we will cheerfully refound your money. Stay tuned for more stories and fun!

Juan M*

Concerned About a Bad Dream.

Well here We are again, bringing to you the more exciting stories from our classroom, so today I want to talk you about a guy that had this weird dream, so He went to see a Doctor, and this is what happened:



P: Well Doctor, once I had this bad dream, I don't know exactly what it does mean that's why I came up to you.

So, in my dream I just bought an used truck, and I was too excited by the way.



A few days after i bought this truck, I remember I was driving and suddenly the brakes got broken, just like that, and I was about to crash into a wall, and just before the crash, I wake up.

This dream is coming very often, so? what do you think Doctor?

D: Ok, let me see...uhm... I think I know the meaning of your dream, maybe you're afraid of driving, or I'd recomend you not watching too many action movies. Did you understand?

P: Alright doctor whatever you say, just kidding!

Thanks doctor i will follow your advice.

Sleep Lesson.

Hi, my name is Juan Miguel Aguilar, I study English at the CELEX. In our last class, the teacher asked us to write down our sleeping habits and and our sleeping problems.

So, let's talk about my sleeping habits, I don't have a steady time to go to bed, but always I look for having at least six hours of good sleep. Before I go to bed I take a shower, put my socks on even if it's cold or hot, it doesn't matter, and then I crawl into my bed. So that's it, those are my sleeping habits.

Now, sleeping problems..uhm.. I don't thin I have any, but my mom once told me that when I was a child I used to be a sleepwalker, I don't know if that's true, in fact, how I'm supposed to know if I was sleeping ha ha.

So, I think I'm done with my homework about the sleeping habits and sleeping problem.
Stay tuned for more stories.
Juan M.